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Tepat 4 jam lagi 2005 akan berganti menjadi 2006.
Tahun 2006 ini semua harus serba baru.
Gaya Baru
Gudang Baru
Baju baru
Sepatu baru
celana baru
pacar baru
semangat baru
yeah!!!!

Welcome 2006

Tahun 2005 beberapa hari lagi akan berlalu,dan kita akan menantikan acara selanjutnya…..eh….tahun yang baru yaitu tahun 2006. Di tahun 2005 ini banyak cita-cita,harapan yang belum tercapai(niru iklan lifebuoy). Tapi banyak juga target-target yang saya inginkan di tahun 2005 ini sudah tercapai. Diantaranya yaitu:

• punya televisi sendiri di dalam kamar
• punya video compact disc player
• ipk harus diatas 3,0
• mencoba seksi baru di kegiatan-kegiatan himpunan karena selama ini saya cuma menjadi seksi perlengkapan. Dan tahun ini saya menjadi seksi acara di dua kegiatan penting himpunan tercinta(himahi) yaitu pada kegiatan Latihan Orientasi Ilmiah dan Goldent Moment.
• punya teman dari luar negeri,dan alhamdulillah saya dapat teman dari Jepang
• memiliki rambut gondrong dan diabadikan dalam bentuk foto dan video
• dan sebagainya(tidak mungkin disebutkan satu persatu)

Namun ada juga yang belum terealisasi yaitu mempunyai mata pencaharian sendiri(punya kerja lah),biar tidak terus-terusan minta uang ke orang tua. Hei….sekarang sudah 20 tahun masih minta uang sama orang tua???????(dude……come on!!!). Hehehehe………ini yang menjadi target utama saya di tahun 2006…ada yang bisa bantu memberi saya pekerjaan????

Tahun 2005 diwarnai dengan tahun yang penuh keprihatinan. Pada tahun ini berapa kali saya menderita kelaparan di rumah(maklum nunggu kiriman….hehehehehe).Belum lagi si Presiden tidak tau malu Susilo Bangsat Yudhoyono (SBY) menaikkan tarif BBM yang mengakibatkan saya semakin menderita.Untuk SBY "GO TO HELL MOTHAFUCKA!!!!"

Mungkin ini saja untuk hari ini. Mata saya sudah berat dan besok ada ujian…wish me luck!!!!!

See ya tomorrow!!!!!

[chorus]
I guess
That this is where we’ve come to
If you don’t want to
Then you don’t have to believe me
But I won’t be there when you go down
Just so you know now
You’re on your own now believe me

I don’t want to be the one to blame
You like fun and games
Keep playing em
I’m just sayin
Think back then
We was like one and the same
On the right track
But I was on the wrong train
Just like that
Now you’ve got a face to pain
And the devil’s got a fresh new place to play
In your brain like a maze you can never escape the rain
Every damn day is the same shade of grey

Hey
I used have a little bit of a plan
Used to
Have a concept of where I stand
But that concept slipped right out of my hands
Now I don’t really even know who I am
Yo, what do I have to say
Maybe I should do what I have to do to break free
What ever happens to you, we’ll see
But it’s not gonna happen to me

[chorus]
I guess
That this is where we’ve come to
If you don’t want to
Then you don’t have to believe me
But I won’t be there when you go down
Just so you know now
You’re on your own now believe me

Back then, I thought you were just like me
Somebody who could see all the pain I see
But you proved to me unintentionally
That you would self-destruct eventually
Now I’m thinking like the mistake I made doesn’t hurt
But it’s not gonna work
Cause it’s really much worse than I thought
I wished you were something that you were not
And now this guilt is really all that I got

You turned your back
And walked away in shame
All you got is a memory of pain
Nothing makes sense so you stare at the ground
I hear your voice in my head when no one’s around
What do I have to say
Maybe I should do what I have to do to break free
What ever happens to you, we’ll see
But it’s not gonna happen to me

[chorus]
I guess
That this is where we’ve come to
If you don’t want to
Then you don’t have to believe me
But I won’t be there when you go down
Just so you know now
You’re on your own now believe me

[bridge]

[chorus]
I guess
That this is where we’ve come to
If you don’t want to
Then you don’t have to believe me
But I won’t be there when you go down
Just so you know now
You’re on your own now believe me

Do what i have to do
You’re on your own now believe me

What ever happens to you
You’re on your own now believe me

What do I have to say
You’re on your own now believe me

It’s not gonna happen to me
You’re on your own now believe me
[chorus]
I guess
That this is where we’ve come to
If you don’t want to
Then you don’t have to believe me
But I won’t be there when you go down
Just so you know now
You’re on your own now believe me

I don’t want to be the one to blame
You like fun and games
Keep playing em
I’m just sayin
Think back then
We was like one and the same
On the right track
But I was on the wrong train
Just like that
Now you’ve got a face to pain
And the devil’s got a fresh new place to play
In your brain like a maze you can never escape the rain
Every damn day is the same shade of grey

Hey
I used have a little bit of a plan
Used to
Have a concept of where I stand
But that concept slipped right out of my hands
Now I don’t really even know who I am
Yo, what do I have to say
Maybe I should do what I have to do to break free
What ever happens to you, we’ll see
But it’s not gonna happen to me

[chorus]
I guess
That this is where we’ve come to
If you don’t want to
Then you don’t have to believe me
But I won’t be there when you go down
Just so you know now
You’re on your own now believe me

Back then, I thought you were just like me
Somebody who could see all the pain I see
But you proved to me unintentionally
That you would self-destruct eventually
Now I’m thinking like the mistake I made doesn’t hurt
But it’s not gonna work
Cause it’s really much worse than I thought
I wished you were something that you were not
And now this guilt is really all that I got

You turned your back
And walked away in shame
All you got is a memory of pain
Nothing makes sense so you stare at the ground
I hear your voice in my head when no one’s around
What do I have to say
Maybe I should do what I have to do to break free
What ever happens to you, we’ll see
But it’s not gonna happen to me

[chorus]
I guess
That this is where we’ve come to
If you don’t want to
Then you don’t have to believe me
But I won’t be there when you go down
Just so you know now
You’re on your own now believe me

[bridge]

[chorus]
I guess
That this is where we’ve come to
If you don’t want to
Then you don’t have to believe me
But I won’t be there when you go down
Just so you know now
You’re on your own now believe me

Do what i have to do
You’re on your own now believe me

What ever happens to you
You’re on your own now believe me

What do I have to say
You’re on your own now believe me

It’s not gonna happen to me
You’re on your own now believe me

Berikut ini adalah contoh-contoh Style Message
untuk ajak kenalan orang yang kamu sukai di
Friendster.

Style Nyelekit 1
Hmhmhm..tampangnya ok juga..tidak begitu cantik
dan tidak begitu jelek pantas untuk jadi teman
saya…ini email saya kirim@ketawa.com

Style Nyelekit 2
Walah, foto hancur begitu… kok PD sekali pasang
di friendster? Apa nggak ada foto lain ? Kalau
kamu mau saya add jadi temanku, tolong
fotonya diganti dulu!

Style Nyelekit 3
Walah, kamu cantik tapi juga gendut sekali ya ?
Tolong jangan add aku ya!

Style Nyelekit 4.
Kamu cantik tapi masih single, pasti kamu lesbi
ya. kalau nggak lesbi pasti bohong. Kalau kamu
marah atau tersinggung, jangan lewat email,
kita ketemuan aja. Kalau nggak berani ketemuan,
memang benar pasti kamu lesbi

Style PD 1
Kamu cantik tapi sayang sudah bercowok. Sayang
sekali cowok kamu jelek, item, miskin, tolol.
Sebaiknya saran saya, jangan pernah jadian
dulu kalau belum ketemu saya. Ini saya kasih
kesempatan, nomor hp saya : 081-xxxx-x-xxxx.

Style PD 2
Aduh cantiknya , kenalan dong. kebetulan nih
tampangku keren, pasti banyak yang kira kita
pacaran, kalau aku lagi jalan sama kamu. Aku add
kamu ya…

Style Standard
Hai, boleh kenalan nggak ? Add aku ya di
kirim@ketawa.com

Style Iseng
Boleh minta no HP dong, alamat rumah, telp
rumah, alamat kantor, telp kantor bales ya!

Style Iseng 2
Tampang kamu mirip pacar saya! Jangan-jangan
kamu kembarannya ya ?

Style Iseng 3
Kamu mirip teman saya deh, atau jangan2 kamu
memang pernah jadi teman saya, atau mungkin
kita pernah ketemu kali ya di suatu tempat? Kamu
merasa kenal aku nggak sebelumnya ?

Style Hopeless
Please dong… jadi temanku… aku tahu kamu
cantik… aku jelek… tapi mau kan jadi temanku…
Siapa tahu kita bisa jadian. Temanku di friendster
baru 2 orang lho. Sudah 6 bulan minta add ke
banyak cewek, tapi ditolak terus. Mudah-mudahan
kamu mau, soalnya kamu kan baik, aku percaya
kok kamu pada dasarnya baik, hati kamu pasti
seputih kulit kamu.

Style Hopeless 2
Hai sayang, aku sudah bosan hidup nih, tolong
dong, jangan buat aku bunuh diri. Aku lagi pegang
pisau nih, siap-siap mau bunuh diri. Kalau kamu
nggak mau add jadi temanku, kamu besok baca
koran POS KOTA dan lampu merah ya. Pasti
nama kamu disebut2 disitu. Aku kasih waktu 1 x
24 jam atau kamu besok baca headline ini.
SEORANG PEMUDA MATI BUNUH DIRI KARENA
DITOLAK AJAK KENALAN OLEH SEORANG
BERNAMA XXXXX (nama kamu tuh !)

Style Tajir , Mupeng dan PD sekali
Kamu cantik dan sexy sekali, malam minggu
besok jalan sama aku ya ini nomor hpku: 081-
xxxxx-xxxxx, aku biasa bawa mobil mercedes
benz serie 7, tapi kalau lagi males aku bawa jaguar
aja, kalau kamu ingin yang biasa-biasa aja, aku
juga baru beli Vios kok. O’ya Apartementku di
sudirman lagi kosong lho, nanti kita bermalam
minggu disana semalaman nggak apa-apa kan?
Mudah-mudahan cowok kamu nggak keberatan.
Kalau cowok kamu keberatan, aku punya
pembantu wanita yang masih single, nanti suruh
cowok kamu bermalam di kamar pembantuku aja
ya.

Style Malu-Malu Mau
Hai… boleh kenalan nggak ?

Style Agresif Ngesellin
Hai, kenapa sih nggak mau kenalan sama aku.
aku sudah kirim message 45 kali kok, dicuekin
terus sih? Memang kamu siapa? Memang saya
siapa?
Gue tahu elo cantik dan sexy, tapi bukan berarti
bla blab lab labla blabla blablablabla

Style Sok Akrab 1
Hai kamu temannya si anu ya, aku tahu kamu dari
si anu. Bagaimana kabar kamu? Bapak-ibu
gimana? Adik-kakak gimana? Sehat-sehat saja
kan? Udah lulus atau udah kerja? Aku boleh add
kamu ya?

Style Sok Akrab 2 + Nyelekit
Ya ampun, kamu masih inget saya? Aku kan dulu
teman SD/SMP/SMA kamu, kamu kan dulu pernah
nembak saya. Maaf dulu kamu saya tolak, soalnya
kamu tuh dulu jelek banget, sekarang kok jadi
cantik begini ? Operasi plastik di mana ya? Jangan
lupa add aku ya, kalau kamu masih penasaran
sama aku, nggak apa-apa kok kalau mau nembak
aku lagi. Pasti aku terima dengan senang hati

Woi hentikan mi itu rasisme. Ndak berguna sekali. Knapa kita harus bergaul dengan melihat warna kulit. Warna kulit itu pemberian dari Tuhan YME. Orang yang berkulit berwarna tidak lebih baik dengan orang yang berkulit putih, begitu juga sebaliknya. Jadi kalau bgitu kenapa masih harus jadi rasisme?

Hari ini sangat menjengkelkan. Datang pagi-pagi buat ujian, eh ternyata ujiannya baru dimulai pukul 1 siang. Pas di kampus saya belajar buat persiapan ujian eh….ujiannya tidak jadi(cuman absen saja). Jadinya belajarnya sia-sia. Dari kampus saya pergi ke 21 sama Riyo dan Agil buat nonton King Kong. Eh kursinya sudah penuh, jadinya saya nonton film Amity Ville Horror. Filmnya lumayan bagus,tapi karena dapat kursinya di bagian depan sekali jadinya leher sakit. Karena saya mendongak ke atas terus. Pulang dari 21 saya ke rumah Ade buat kerja tugas. Tadinya saya pikir data buat tugas sudah ada di disket, eh ternyata datanya tidak tersimpan…dan jadinya saya saat ini harus kembali ke warnet lagi buat kerja tugas. Mudah-mudahan sebentar pas kerja tugas tidak mati lampu atau apalah..doain supaya tugas saya bisa selesai yah!!!!

[Eminem]
I’ll be…

[Hook n Eminem]
The way you shake it
I can’t believe it
I ain’t never seen an ass like "THAT"
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

I don’t believe it
It’s almost too good to be true
I have never seen an ass like "THAT"
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

[Verse 1]:
The way she moves she like a belly danca
She’s shakin that ass to the new nelly jamsa
I think someone’s at the door, but I don’t think i’ma ansah
Police saying freeze…da-doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze?
Please I’m a human being
I have needs, I’m not done
Not till I’m finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing
Mister officer, I’m already on my knees
I can’t get on the ground any further it’s impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee
Pee, pee, yes I make R’n'B
I sing song, it go ring a chong
A Ching chong chong chong ching
Syke, I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed
If I offend, I’m sorry please please forgive
For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I say and you will love it

[Hook n Eminem]
The way you shake it
I can’t believe it
I aint never seen a ass like "THAT"
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

Jessica Simpson
looks oh so temptin
Nick I ain’t never seen a ass like "THAT"
Everytime I see that show on MTV
my pee pee goes
Da-doing doing doing

[Verse 2]:
Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they gettin older and startin to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying freeze…da-doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze?
Jeez, I just got my seat
I have tickit, look I put away my zipper’s zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate’s shower scene
I didn’t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don’t treat me like I’m Pee Wee Herman
This movie’s PG, mister officer
I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What do you mean my lawyer is with Michael
He’s too busy, I am Triumph
Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you laugh
cuz there’s a puppet on my hand [ha-ha-haaaaa]

[Hook n Eminem]
The way you shake it
I can’t believe it
I ain’t never seen a ass like "THAT"
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

Hilary Duff is
Not quite old enough so
I have never seen a butt like "THAT"
Maybe next year I’ll say ass
And she’ll make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

[Verse 3]:
The way she moves she dances like a gogo
In that video she sings "Get Out you bozo,
I need a new boyfriend, Hi my name is JoJo"
Police saying freeze…Da-doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze?
My computers will be seized
And my keys to my ranch, I just baked cookies
Mister officer, lookie, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don’t even know if I can say the word pee-pee
Pee, on the radio, but I think I deed
Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a teet!
Syke, I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed
I don’t think my joke is working, I must flee
Quick, get to the chopper, everybody get out
I’m not Triumph, I’m Arnold, get "DOWN"

[Hook n Eminem]
The way you shake it
I can’t believe it
I ain’t never seen a ass like "THAT"
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

So Gwen Stephani, will you pee pee on me - please
"I ain’t never seen an ass like "THAT"
’cause the way you move it
you make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

[dre]
what the fuck is  wrong with you?

Eat You Alive                              by: Limp Bizkit

hey you
misses i don’t know what the fuck your name is
i’m drawn to you, something’s magnectic here
if i could approach you
or even get close to the scent that you left behind
i’d be fine

no doubt that
you bring out the animal inside

(chorus)
i’d eat you alive!!! i’d eat you alive…
i’d eat you alive!!! i’d eat you alive…

hey you
misses too good to look my way and that’s cool
you want nothing at all to do with me
but i want you, ain’t nothing wrong with wanting you
’cause i’m a man and i can think what the hell i want
you got that straight

no doubt that
i’d love to sniff on them panties now

(chorus)

i’m sorry, so sorry (damn you’re so hot)
your beauty is so vain (damn you’re so hot)
it drives me, yes it drives me (damn you’re so hot)
absolutely insane

i just wanna look at you, i just wanna look at you
i just wanna look at you all day
there ain’t nothin wrong, no
there ain’t nothin wrong with that

once you seep in under my skin
there’s nothing, there’s nothing in this world
that could wash you away
once you seep in under my skin
there’s nothing, there’s nothing in this world
that could wash you away

i’m sorry, so sorry (damn you’re so hot)
your beauty is so vain (damn you’re so hot)
it drives me, yes it drives me (damn you’re so hot)
absolutely insane

Ma……..I love u! Maafkan jika selama hidupku saya banyak berbuat dosa kepadamu. Saya tahu saya selalu tidak menuruti segala keinginanmu. tapi saat ini saya merasa rindu karena Mama tidak berada di dekatku sudah hampir tiga tahun ini. Kerinduanku kepadamu bertambah ketika mendengar lagu-lagu tentang "Ibu" di radio dan televisi hari ini yang bertepatan dengan Hari Ibu.

Ma……!Terima kasih atas segala usahamu untuk menjadikan saya orang yang berguna. saya tahu Mama setngah mati membanting tulang untuk mencari nafkah selama ini. Sedangkan saya, apa yang bisa saya perbuat saat ini?kalau bukan hanya menghambur-hamburkan uang hasil tetesan keringatmu. Saya merasa bersalah, saat ini saya telah berusia dua puluh tahun dan masih saja selalu meminta uang kepadamu. Dan uang itu saya buang untuk hal-hal yang tidak berguna. Maafkan saya Ma!

Saya tahu Mama tidak akan meminta imbalan untutk hal itu. Tapi saya akan membalasnya Ma. Saya akan berusaha untuk membahagiakanmu di hari tuamu nanti. Pada akhirnya saya cuma mau bilang……"I Love u Ma…..Aku sayang Mama….selamat Hari Ibu"

Mama                                      by: Spice Girl

She used to be my enemy and never let me be free,
Catching me in places that I knew I shouldn’t be,
Every other day I crossed the line,
I didn’t mean to be so bad,
I never thought you would
become the friend I never had.

Back then I didn’t know why,
why you were misunderstood,
So now I see through your eyes,
all that you did was love,

Mama I love you, Mama I care,
Mama I love you, Mama my friend,
You’re my friend

I didn’t want to hear it then but
I’m not ashamed to say it now,
Every little thing you said and did was right for me,
I had a lot of time to think about,
about the way I used to be,
Never had a sense of my responsibility.

Back then I didn’t know why,
why you were misunderstood,
So now I see through your eyes,
all that you did was love,

Mama I love you, Mama I care,
Mama I love you, Mama my friend,
You’re my friend ,You’re my friend

But now I’m sure I know why,
why you were misunderstood,
So now I see through your eyes,
all I can give you is love,all I can give you is love

Mama I love you, Mama I care,
Mama I love you, Mama my friend,

You’re my friend
Your’re my friend

In love in you,in love in me
and love is true,and guaranteed

Hari ini dimulai dengan deringan telepon mace yang marah-marah karena saya belum menunaikan sesatu yang diamanahkan oleh beliau. Akhirnya waktu tidsur saya cuman 3 jam, karena semalam saya menonton filn The Bourne Identity dan The Bourne Supremacy sampai larut malam. Setelah menerima telepon itu saya lalu bergegas mandi dan pergi ke suatu tempat dan apa yang terjadi. Damn orang yang dicari rupanya tidak ada. Bwlum lagi saya kehujanan di jalan(untung tidak basah smua pakaian). Akhirnya saya memutuskan untuk ke kampus saja. Setiba di kampus saya cuman duduk2 menungu K’ Agus menagajar. Pas kuliah saya jadi mengantuk. Sebenarnya bahasan kuliahnya menarik,tapi mamu mi diapai kalo mengantukki? Belum lagi anak-anak di kelas banyak bertanya,sehingga kuliah yang semestinya selesai jam 12 jadi molor hingga pukul 12.45. Fuck right?Sudah itu saya temani Riyo ke Briton . Disana lama sekali dan sedikit membosankan. Tapi sedikit terhibur ji karena banyak cewek2 manis (wakakakak)keliaran di sana. Pulangnya saya awasi anak2 Regime latihan parodi. Trus pulang dan nonton film Hitch nya Will Smith. Abis nonton se ke warnet mi tapi masih mengggu lagi sampai setengah jam karena komputer penuh. tapi akhirnya saya berhasil dan saat ini masih mencari tugas OKi unruk pengganti Final bede. Sudah mi deh mengantuk ma!!!!!Whuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!